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  • Philips Hue Play White & Color Smart Light

    If the colors on your screen are not enough then use the play kit from Philips to light up your wall to match the colors on screen. Enhance your viewing experience 10 fold all the while making your neighbors wonder what it is exactly you are doing in there. Voice controlled by Google, Alexa and Siri so your lazy ass does not need to get up and press buttons. Plus it will make your dig look nicer to potential “dates”

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  • Zen Garden Kit

    As a semi successful office worker, you deserve to treat yourself every now and then and make some time to work on your free falling mental health. The Zen Kit will allow you to calm yourself and stop your inner demons from taking over. Build circles and waves in the sand around the included features to bring yourself at peace. Highly recommended for couples celebrating their 10th anniversary!

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  • SAMSUNG 49-inch Odyssey G9 Gaming Monitor

    With 240Hz refresh rate and an ultrawide panel with HDR 1000, you will see yourself get annihilated by some teenager in uber detail. Capable of displaying multiple windows side by side so you look busy and important to your friends when they come over. Great for gaming and watching videos at the same time or watching 2 videos at the same time because focus and multitasking are 2 wolves and you get to feed the one that creates more noise in your head. Great for bringing couples together!

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  • KeepKey – The Simple Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet

    Hello there crypto billionaire! Worried about the safety of your holdings? Need something that is bank grade secure and hack proof? The Keep key wallet will store all your crypto coins safely and securely. Sleep easy at night knowing that your little golden coins are safe and when the time comes forget to sell your coins because you were too busy investing in doge coin and watching memes.

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  • Water Garden Betta Aquarium

    The Back to the roots aquarium was designed with the lazy in mind. The perfect choice for people who want to own a pet but have the memory retention of a goldfish (LOL). The entire system is designed to be self sustaining and self cleaning meaning your lazy ass does not have to do much. Perfect for keeping betta fish and small goldfish. Please dont try to shove anything bigger in there!

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  • Laughing Buddha Ice Cube

    The Buddha Ice mold is a great way to keep your drink cool and bring some joy to your miserable existence. A great conversation piece at house parties, your friends will be impressed with your purchase and go “wow that Buddha ice cube is amazing, pour me another” and you will go “that is your 10th drink Jared, go home, she is not coming back” 

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  • Summon the Electrons Wireless Charger

    If sacrificing a goat is too much for you and you want a simpler way to charge your phone then please consider the QI enabled wireless charger with electron summoning spell etched into the plate. Guaranteed to summon the electrons to juice up your phone. Plus it lights up. How cool is that!

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  • Morninghead Cap

    The easiest way to convince everyone that you take a shower everyday is with a well styled hairstyle. However that requires taking a shower or taking off clothes. No one has time for that. With the showerhead cap, wet your hair instantly and style as you would please. Look your best without ever stepping foot into the shower. Please wear cologne to complement your dashing hairstyle. 

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  • Cat Laser Overlord

    Keep murder mittens stimulated with this laser based toy. The cat looking device which we suspect is modeled of a cat monitors a user adjusted radius and when it detects a 4 legged furry menace, it engages its laser to entice the menace to play. Hours of fun and completely safe. With over 7000 positive reviews on Amazon this toy will be your cats best friend. Works great with dogs too!

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  • baKblade 2.0 Elite Plus

    Hello there Bigfoot! Looking to shave your back? Struggling with traditional tools? Look no further hairy bro. This magnificent piece of human engineering will effortlessly remove that hairy coat revealing the soft velour that is your skin. Comes with an exfoliating brush to scrub away the dead skin thus increasing your magnificence 10 fold. Works best dry. Impress your lady or boyfriend with your softer side. 

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  • Use The Force Bathroom Sign

    That big meal after thanksgiving has to eventually come out. No one said it would be an easy expulsion though! Find the motivation to push through as the blood vessels in your forehead slowly pop under the pressure (see what I did there). Ask yourself what Vader would do after a thanksgiving meal with his dysfunctional family?

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