Lets face it, being a grown up is a lot of work and its so difficult to make time to enjoy the little things or just take a break once in a while. These Dragon bath bombs will wash away the stress and calm those jittery nerves from the 100 cups of coffee you have had. And the best part is that each bath bomb comes with a dragon surprise. This is like the best deal in the history of deals, maybe ever. Ask anyone!
Born too late to explore the world, Born too early to explore the cosmos but born just in time to use this uber powerful telescope to spy on neighboring planets and stars. The bastards wont suspect a thing. Fully automated to help your dumbass figure out where them planets are and then show you that they are in fact round and not flat as your uncle Billy claims them to be. Large primary mirror and powerful software will set you on your on little space adventure. Make sure the sky is clear!
Add some romance and excitement to the bed room with this R2-D2 night light. 7 color modes will have your partner worshipping your magnificence. The 3D effect will dazzle the eyes of onlookers and have their jaws drop in amazement. Also works great as a night light!
Spent all your money on a new phone and now too broke to afford a TV to watch your favorite shows and movies? The screen magnifier is perfect for people who want to watch movies and tv shows on their phone in public on public transport or in the office with coworkers so you can suppress the existential dread hovering over you. Comes with a built in sound amplifier to suppress the internal screaming that comes from spending 2 months wages on your new phone.
Got loved ones/friends love Star Wars too much? They never shut up about how Kylo did Han dirty? How Leia will always be the true nerd princess? Shut em all up with this Star Wars inspired wallpaper with blueprint schematics of the Millennium Falcon, Star Destroyer, X-Wing, AT-AT among many others. Let them nerd out in their little cave while you get some peace.
As we age, we tend to lose sight of things that once brought joy to our lives. Some of us have a favorite blanket while others have a rock they used to lick as a child. Either way, these little trinkets disappear as we age and with them take away the joy inside of us. This little dinosaur light will help spark a fire inside the void that is your heart. Let the warmth wash over you and bring some joy to your miserable existence.
Bring some joy and happiness to your bedroom with this adorable night light. Rechargeable via micro USB, this night light will keep you from bumping into furniture after a long night of drinking. Changes color with the included remote. Great for keeping the demons under your bed away!
Remember that scene from Despicable me where Gru plans on stealing the moon? This is sort of like that but you have to pay for it and its not the real thing. What you get instead is a very high quality and detailed replica of the moon with a nice soft light inside. Great for the bedroom and the study table that you barely use.
Anxious? Nervous? Stressed? Annoyed? Broke? Not that any of those are relevant to this classy product for people who cannot afford healthcare…. Its the only way you are keeping any of that sanity you have left. Plus its really cheap! Be your own doctor. Let this device help you suppress your inner demons!
Traditional lighters are boring and not exciting enough. It has long been the dream of humanity to advance our ability to start fires. This triple arc plasma lighter will have you going “is this really necessary?” and your inner child screaming “WOAH”. Completely wind and waterproof and great for lighting stuff. Imagine the conversations you will have with your friends. Imagine how they will look up to you as they struggle to light their lighters in the rain. You will be a god to them!
If regular Monopoly games has still left you with friends then please consider this new edition. Dubbed the longest Monopoly game ever, the game only ends when one player owns all the properties. There is no escape. Only the strongest will survive. Guaranteed to end friendships. Invite all your friends. Find out who they really are! Great for newly weds too! Let the games begin!