The degenerates among us seek satisfaction and pleasure in the weird things life has to offer. One of those is popping pimples. Some of us however, are cursed with beautiful pimple free skin. This presents a challenge when you want to satisfy the urge to pop a few of those nasty bastards. Our finest minds got together and invented this pimple popping toy for your perverse pleasure and it comes with a refill bottle. Pop away!
This is a very special coffee mug designed for people who like to be stimulated in the morning. Use the included bricks to build new designs and impress your coworkers and boss. Lets face it, the only thing you are accomplishing for the day is adding a few brick to this cup and then hitting the washroom. Great for home use too. Just dont lose the bricks.
A great gift for that one office employee who seems to run on their own time zone or for some reason has no tasks to do for the day or any day for that matter. Also makes a great gift for your local politician, husband/wife or teenager.
There are many ways to offend someone and there are many ways to string a sentence together. To be able to combine the two in a fun environment takes skill and perseverance. Cards Against Humanity helps by eliminating the need for either. You can offend anyone without repercussions as long as you call it a card game. Fun for the whole family.
Ever wondered how you could clear an entire room in seconds? Want a handy escape strategy? Date not going well? Pushy salesman? Bank not approving your credit card? The choices with liquid ass are endless. This little handy bottle will open doors and windows (quite literally) where ever its sprayed. Keep a few handy.
Human through out the ages have developed various ways to congratulate another human on their accomplishments. A pat on the back, a firm handshake, a promotion or a raise. The engineers and scientists at Lego however were convinced that it is time we evolve yet again. Introducing The Ultimate Millennium Falcon. There is nothing like this on the market. Congratulate yourself with this. You’ve earned it.
The Imperial Star Destroyer spreads fear across the system in Star Wars. Entire civilizations and species dread its arrival. However, the only thing dreading its arrival is your bank account and possibly your marriage. Highly recommended for couples who cant seem to get along. As they say, a child will strengthen a marriage! Imagine what a star destroyer will do! Fun for the entire family (if there is one left after the purchase)
The power and value of a good lightsaber a true Jedi knows. Galaxy edge a well known brand that manufactures quality sabers many force sensitives among us know. Impress your date with the size of your saber, disappointed with whatever else you are packing anyways they will be. May the force be with you.
Lets face it, the majority of us will live out our entire lives without being able to afford one and while the heart wants what it desires, the best your wallet can do is this beautifully detailed Lego model developed in partnership with Bugatti. A little over 3500 pieces to assemble will have you become the envy of the neighborhood! A great conversation piece if you ever invite your boss home on why you deserve a raise!
Bored of your rentals bland walls (LOL like you own a house), cant bring a date over because you are too basic? Nanoleaf has you covered with these beautiful light panels that react to your music, display static colors or mimic what’s on screen (requires app). Can be easily combined to form different shapes that may or may not resemble the void inside your heart. Now you can easily set the mood for the 5 minutes you will spend with your date. Perfect for late night gaming and coding sessions. Great way to add more light and introduce some ambience to any room. Works with Google, Alexa and Siri.
Lets face it, none of you can afford a full sized car. This is the future of transportation. With a top speed of 23 mph (37 km/h for normal people), the Segway GoKart will get you to your destination in style. Includes a built in speaker that simulates various engine sounds from a single cylinder to a V12 so you can pretend you are in a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. You are never going to be able to buy one so might as well enjoy the sound. A must have for those who have given up on ever achieving anything in life or just buy it for fun. Please do not close your eyes while driving and please do not drive on public roads!
Ever wanted to spy on birds? See what those bastards are up to in the air? This drone is perfect for bird spying among many other things. With a high resolution camera and a long flight time, stay in the air long enough to learn their secrets. Very easy to use and requires a minimal learning curve. Comes with a lot of automated features that will help you get in the air quicker than you can say “I am onto you, you flying fucks!”