Ahhhh the PlayStation. Such fond memories of an era gone by. Things used to be simple back then. You would go out and get a game, pop it in and start playing. No updates, no internet, just you and the game. It was the one ounce of happiness that a lot of us had and shared with our friends and loved ones. Playing late into the night, snacks everywhere, absurdly difficult levels and that beautiful grey console chugging along. It never disappointed. It just kept going and it just got better and better. This one is for people who want to keep a piece of the past. You may no longer have the Daddy PS but you can have this reimagination with 20 built in games. Its cheap too!
So you are married and cant stand each other anymore but also dont want to go to jail. Well this is somewhat cathartic but literal at the same time. With this wooden replica 1911 you can shoot your partner with rubber bands (not recommended) and take out that anger and frustration one band at a time. Again not actually recommended that you do it but we cant make decisions for you. Also good for target practice and shooting random inanimate objects or that fucking racoon that keeps raiding the backyard (I am on to you Smokey). Also dont take it outside the house if you live in America.
These pixel devices are amazeballs awesome. There is something nostalgic yet geeky about having one of these things and they seem to get better with every iteration. LaMetrics pixel display is one of the best on the market and comes loaded with a lot of features and great software support and integration. It can display the 3 followers you have on Instagram or the 1 subscriber you have on your Twitch channel. Great for checking your non existent Bitcoin portfolio or just staring at it and watching the time tick by. It wont get you laid (or might) but it will definitely remind you of all the things you want to do but will never do.
You’ve heard of walking on sunshine but have you heard of walking on grass. No? Strap the fuck in cause this shit is insane. Flip flops but they have grass on the inside and when you step on it, I fucking kid you not, it literally feels like you are standing on grass. It feels refreshing and relaxing at the same time. Thats like some voodoo shit. Everyone should try these at the very least. They are genuinely quite fun to wear. Now no matter where you walk, you will have green grass beneath your feet. Start a trend in your city and tag us on Insta. We will insult you there.
If you are still buying furniture from Ikea then I am proud of you but would still recommend a bit of variety in your life. Try something new, bit of an adventure so to speak. Start with this beautiful coffee table that rotates and shit. I mean its like something out of a movie where some rich dude impresses his nemesis with this table. Think about it. Total power move. Rotate this table and the nemesis is like “Fuck, dude has style” Easy win. Durable and stylish. Worth the investment. What else will you spend that money on anyways?
Humidifiers are cool, they help humidify (lol) your place and prevent that thing on your face from drying out. Plus if you have allergies and are constantly blowing your nose then you know how much of a lifesaver these things really are. Problem with humidifiers is they either look like someone took a flower pot and turned it into a humidifier or someone stripped out some serious looking medical thing. They are never pleasing to the eye. This one changes that with its bulb design with palm trees and RGB LED (dope as fuck) lights. Seriously this shit is tighter than my pants after an all you can eat buffet.
You know that movie where that dude goes around writing ” I know what you did last summer”. Well its your turn to do the same but you can write whatever you want. Wait for nightfall and hear the screams of your enemies. Scare them with their deepest darkest secrets exposed in glow in the dark paint. Or you know, you can paint stuff with this too, stuff that glows in the dark or whatever.
So you asked your Girlfriend what she wants as a gift. She goes, nothing. Give her this and tell her its exactly what she asked for. She puts up a fight, gift her communication lessons. She leaves you, you were too good for her anyways. What kind of person does not appreciate literal humor. Like are people even trying anymore. Anyways, if any one sees Emma, please tell her to come home, I cant figure out what to wear anymore.
There is drinking and then there is sophisticated drinking. A sophisticated drinker drinks a fancy drink with multiple types of alcohol from a fancy glass. You need to become a fancy drinker and as hard as it may sound, this book has the recipes for all your famous drinks and then some. Impress and terrify your guests with your encyclopedic knowledge of alcoholic beverages. Become both the life and ender of the party.
So this is water but its black. Its black because it has fulvic acid in it which turns the water black. Totally safe to consume and has some benefits to it. Supposedly will help with hydration and recovery. Whether that works or not is up for debate. What isn’t is the fact that the “WATER IS FUCKING BLACK”. How mega fucking cool is that. You could totally cosplay as some mysterious dude and drink this water. Or do it in a meeting with your peers at work. Total fucking power move. Get promoted instantly! No one will fuck with you ever. In their eyes you are GOD.
waka waka waka, waka waka waka waka waka waka wooie wooie wooieee. Who does not love Pacman. Shit we all grew up on that mofo. Get a piece of history to remind you of the good old days. Rain on the window, friends sleeping over, snacks all over and motherfucking Pacman on the Nintendo. Best moments of early childhood. Lights up and changes color. Officially licensed and shit too so its legit as fuck.
Rolexes, Omega, Rado, Hamilton and all them swiss brands got nothing on this bad boi. Designed for both fuck bois and engineers (lol), this watch is meant to be a statement rather than a time piece. The amazingly detailed yet elevated face will have you wonder at the complexities that hide under its face (its a quartz so most likely a battery and a chinese movement). Sandblasted to give it its unique look and complemented with a beautiful brown strap, this watch will suit any occasion you might imagine (like a grocery run or taking the trash out). But for reals a really good watch with a very nice design. Treat yo self!