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  • Art 1

    Fancy Home Wall Art

    So, now you want to decorate but are on a tight budget. What you are going to need is that fancy, modern, abstract but bright looking art. You have to make sure that the wall complements the painting so paint it like a black or a dark gray which might also be a light black. I dont know how colors work.

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    Fancy Bath Tray

    They say some of our best ideas come to us in the throne room but most of us forget them within five minutes. With the tub table caddy you can come up with shower thoughts and jot them down in your notebook supported by it. Or you could zoom with your team!

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  • Buddha d 1

    Beautiful Buddha Statues

    The craftsmanship on these is stunning! The colors are nice and bright and the details are… what’s the word?… detailed! These sell like hotcakes and there is usually a waiting period. Seize the opportunity if you get it. Everyone needs a little buddha in their lives!

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  • Inferno 2

    Inferno Grill

    Inferno grill is what happens when you ask the Germans to make a backyard grill that will cook any meat to perfection in the shortest amount of time. This is the Maybach of grills.  At this level you dont even need to spice your meats, they will spice themselves!

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  • Monopoly Luxury 1

    Monopoly Luxury Edition

    You have the LV bags, the Lamborghinis and the mansions but do you have this finely crafted, rich leather bound, intricately detailed monopoly board. No you dont is the answer! Please only click and buy if you can afford this. Do not waste the postings time!

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    Valve Index

    VR devices are getting so much better at what they are suppose to do and the kind of content we are supposed to enjoy it with is really pushing the boundaries. The Valve Index is the VR flagship, the king pin, the boss, the don and the benchmark. Play VR games with unparalleled immersiveness with room scale VR. Thats right bichachos. You can walk around with this bad boy and experience games in the dopest way possible. If you have not tried VR and are getting into it… this is what you want. This is the device when you finally learn from your mistakes.

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  • Diver 1 2

    Sea Diver Trapped In Resin

    If you looked at this and went “WOW that’s cool” then you and the Alpaca are on the same page! Thats rare! Treasure it. This resin piece with a diver trapped/swimming inside it is the highlight of the piece and it gets better when you plug it in and it lights up as a table lamp. How fucking cool is that!!! Its even got detailed bubbles and shit man. Thats dope as fuck!

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  • PS 1

    PlayStation Classic

    Such fond memories of an era gone by. Things used to be simple back then. You would go out and get a game, pop it in and start playing. No updates, no internet, just you and the game. It was the one ounce of happiness that a lot of us had and shared with our friends and loved ones. Playing late into the night, snacks everywhere, absurdly difficult levels and that beautiful grey console chugging along. It never disappointed. It just kept going and it just got better and better.

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    Rotating Coffee Table

    If you are still buying furniture from Ikea then I am proud of you but would still recommend a bit of variety in your life. Try something new, bit of an adventure so to speak. Start with this beautiful coffee table that rotates and shit. I mean its like something out of a movie where some rich dude impresses his nemesis with this table. Think about it. Total power move. Rotate this table and the nemesis is like “Fuck, dude has style” Easy win. Durable and stylish. Worth the investment. What else will you spend that money on anyways?

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  • memo

    A5 memobottle

    So you have become a big timey business man and now carry a side bag with all your necessities. A nice leather bag mind you! People stare at you when you walk by, muttering to themselves at how they want to be you. The sun blazes on and the temperature rises thanks to global warming caused by one of the companies you funded but that’s alright, you made a cool 100 mill on the deal. You pull out the A5 water bottle; slim and compact yet filled to the brim. Panties and boxers drop in a 100 mile radius as you quench your thirst from this marvelous glass wonder bottle. Life is good!

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  • Sumo 1

    Sumo Wrestler End Table

    Sumo wrestlers are notoriously strong and huuuugeeee. So it only makes sense to have a replica sumo wrestler end table for your house. Project power and strength within your house and impress your guests with your eccentric purchases. They will never see it coming. Imaging having a party and a guest goes “my god man, is that a sumo wrestler end table?” and you take a deep puff from your pipe and reply “yes it is”. Power move!. Instant promotion. 

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  • Trailer 1

    Trailer Valet

    When it comes to reversing with a trailer, left is right and right is left. The remote controlled trailer valet will make short work of reversing and parking your trailer and you get to do it with a smartphone.

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