Bear Grade Toilet Paper

I think the bears run the company and they make this toilet paper to fund their pursuit of acquiring all the honey. In any case this is the softest toilet paper your butt will touch and it does not break on contact and cover your finger in dark chocolate or peanut butter.

Product Description

Bear Grade Toilet Paper specs:

  • Pack contains 24 Rolls (338 sheets per roll) of Charmin Ultra Soft Family Mega Roll toilet paper
  • OUR UNIQUE CUSHIONY TOUCH.
  • Superior comfort without compromising strength.
  • Charmin Family Mega Roll has plus 25% more sheets per roll vs Charmin Mega Roll
  • A softer way to get clean and use less vs. the leading bargain brand
  • Clog-safe and septic-safe; Roto-Rooter approved