Beneduck Cumberquack – The bike protector

People messing with your bike are the worst kind of people on the planet. What kind of degenerate steals/damages bikes? Its like the shittiest fucking thing to make a living out of. Stealing bikes??? Like for reals?. With Beneduck Cumberquack your bike is hopefully safe. Born with a bloodlust for bike thieves, Beneduck never learned the word “mercy” for maximum damage. His playful and adorable face hides the deadliest Duck the world have ever seen or will ever see. Also Beneduck Cumberquack has a sister named Broomhilda. She is also like him…. maybe a little more than him…

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Beneduck Cumberquack – “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy quack and thy whacks they comfort me.”