- Made with pure spring water
- Contains fulvic acid, which turns the water black naturally
- Is fucking black
So this is water but its black. Its black because it has fulvic acid in it which turns the water black. Totally safe to consume and has some benefits to it. Supposedly will help with hydration and recovery. Whether that works or not is up for debate. What isn’t is the fact that the “WATER IS FUCKING BLACK”. How mega fucking cool is that. You could totally cosplay as some mysterious dude and drink this water. Or do it in a meeting with your peers at work. Total fucking power move. Get promoted instantly! No one will fuck with you ever. In their eyes you are GOD.
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