Remember that scene from Despicable me where Gru plans on stealing the moon? This is sort of like that but you have to pay for it and its not the real thing. What you get instead is a very high quality and detailed replica of the moon with a nice soft light inside. Great for the bedroom and the study table that you barely use.
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