Knock Knock How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

Children they say are our future and we must do everything in our power to give them whatever we can so they can carry on our legacy and live life to its fullest. Now that you have read the newspaper ad quote lets get down to business. There are many ways to traumatize your child, you can draw on from your own experiences and use that or you can outright dedicate your love, attention and time to something else besides your child. If you somehow magically had a complete childhood filled with love, motivation and care (fucking freak) then you need help. It comes in the form of this cheap book. You will learn methods that have been battle tested by billions. They are guaranteed to work. Go make your child normal now.

Product Description

  • Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations
  • This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage
  • Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!

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