Traumatize Your Children

There are many ways to traumatize your child, you can draw on from your own experiences and use that but if you somehow had a childhood filled with love, motivation and care then you need help. You will learn methods that have been battle tested by billions.

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How to Traumatize Your Children

  • Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations
  • This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage
  • Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!