Liquid Ass

Ever wondered how you could clear an entire room in seconds? Want a handy escape strategy? Date not going well? Pushy salesman? Bank not approving your credit card? The choices with liquid ass are endless. This little handy bottle will open doors and windows (quite literally) where ever its sprayed. Keep a few handy.

Product Description

  • Liquid ass is made in the USA and never ships from China
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
  • Smells like Ass; Only worse
  • 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
  • Excellent for the office, the ex & the neighbor. Let the games begin
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle