Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Pro
Lets face it, none of you can afford a full sized car. This is the future of transportation. With a top speed of 23 mph (37 km/h for normal people), the Segway GoKart will get you to your destination in style. Includes a built in speaker that simulates various engine sounds from a single cylinder to a V12 so you can pretend you are in a Ferrari or a Lamborghini. You are never going to be able to buy one so might as well enjoy the sound. A must have for those who have given up on ever achieving anything in life or just buy it for fun. Please do not close your eyes while driving and please do not drive on public roads!