- 8″ Long Silver Plated Ball-Scratcher!
- Reaches Deep Into Your Trousers For Itch n’ Scratch Relief!
- In Stylish Presentation Box!
- Plateado cojones raspador – ‘FOR THE BUSY EXECUTIVE’ estuche
Still scratching your balls with your hands and then taking a whiff you disgusting fuck. Level your scratch game with this fancy ball scratcher and then take a whiff from a distance like a civilized fuck. Treat your balls as royalty and hopefully someone else besides you will touch them. Dirty dirty boy
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