Yeti Feet That Moisturize
Take a look at your heels and then compare the cracks to the Grand Canyon. Congratulations, your feet have more cracks than anywhere on earth and just thinking about how bad they are is hurting our brains. Fear not! We dispatched a top team of baby seals to hunt for Yeti feet. These feet can be worn on your feet (big brain moves) to moisturize them and turn those cracks into smooth silky flats. Wear them when you are sleeping, wear them at work (power move), wear them at your wedding or wear them at your divorce and you will have the most beautiful feet in all of existence. Open an Only Fans then and thank us later!